Dear consumer,

In regards to the product
that has come into your possession,
we have sent this letter to warn you about
the defects and dangers
of having it.
We warn you about
random outbursts,
extreme paranoia,
slight obsession issues,
and doubts that you really love it,
It is all normal.

It is slightly violent
from years of experimentation.
Rather spiteful,
so be careful what you do.
Jealous,
So be aware that flirting with others is a bad idea.
And very insecure,
So you might have to talk to it more than you like.

Thank you for considering
The following warning
If you aren’t completely satisfied,
Send it back
And we will get back to you when
We create a more perfect model.

Remember
We are working to make you
The more perfect girl.